Third time posting here, I am unjuicy because green hirsute aliens stuck a straw in my skull and slurped up my creative juices, so please bear with me.
-You love food!
-You don't mind me rambling on and on about something that barely matters(trust me, I do that very very often)
-You are half insane, like me
-You can bear my rantings
-You post often! (join the club!)
-You like pic spams
-You dabble in photography
-You are selling insurance/blenders/the new vitamin beverage/medicated plasters/George Bush figurines/vibrators thank you very much, but no thanks
-You are God
-You are Yoda
-You are Satan
-Or Darth Vader
Do not add if:
-You are a proud owner of a sex Livejournal, or whatever. I am terribly innocent and pure. Like George Bush.
-You just want to spam your friends-list :(
-You don't update your Livejournal at least once a week
-Your eyeballs explode when they read some swearwords/cusswords
-You like Cristiano Ronaldo (wtfbbq)
-Your Livejournal is wholly in some other language other than English
-You are George Bush
-You are an alien seeking to exterminate all humankind (unless you allow me to join you)
4)I'm sometimes crazy!
Yup, that's about it. See you guys around.