takeurchillpill (takeurchillpill) wrote in add_me,
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Hey there interwebs!

I just got me a new account so it's only appropriate I get meself new friends as well. Ha! What a great idea! A few more like this one and I'm a shoe-in for Harvard Law. With full scholarship of course. And I have a sense of humor too.

So... Here's the deal. You read my profile and like what you see. You friend me by commenting right here in this post or right there in this post. I friend you back. You read my journal, which is mostly about ME ME ME. My relationships, my friends and even my bowel movements sometimes. I don't censor myself. BUT, you'd do well to remember that I'm known to throw in a masturbation or sex position evaluation posts every now and then.

I also have a lax commenting policy. Which means... If you don't like what I wrote or feel like you don't have anything to say, I DEFINITELY won't get wanky if you don't comment. Why? Because I'm the same way. Don't get me wrong, I do love getting comments and commenting on other people's journals. It's just my self-esteem or my emotional well-being doesn't depend on it.

And here's another thing. You friend me. I friend you back. And we start reading eachother's journals. And after a while I realize that your journal doesn't rock my world at all. Maybe you type LikE ThIS and get on my nerves. Or maybe you have the most boring life on this planet. Or maybe, just maybe, we just don't click.

What do we do then?

We do what every couple in a dysfunctional relationship does. Break up.

What I'm really saying here is, I'm REALLY laid back and relaxed when when it comes to LiveJournaling. I say what I think, in a polite manner of course, and I'm pretty sure I won't agree with what you say 100% of the time, and I'm kinda sarcastic, so if you have any problems with that, it would be best if we went our seperate ways. No hard feelings.

That being said, I'm hella cool and I'm here to have a good time. You may come across the occasional emo post every now and then, but they are rare. I'm a fun LJ-friend, and, let's be honest here, you know you want me.

So go ahead. Friend me, don't friend me. But whatever path you choose, make sure it involves love. Because love is the most important thing.

Let that be a lesson to you.


PS: Dear minors. Be warned that there will be adult content in my journal. I'm not your mother so I have no interest in protecting you from the rotten ways of the world. Friend at your own risc.

Son of PS: Right now my journal is pretty empty, because, like I said, I just got it. If you wanna get to know me or something, add julie_dslv , my other journal, as well. That's where it all started.
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