I'm 22. I have a cat that drinks orange juice and eats watermelon. I'm in college, but I wish I had become a tragic folk singer instead. I still have time.
You should add me if you live close to Minneapolis and want to go out for some cheap rum & cokes. Or you want to develop and play a To Catch A Predator drinking game with me. Or you are just generally one awesome muthafucka.
This is Chris Hansen:
This is me: