When I die, I'm going to haunt all of my friends. Farting on all their belongings. All they will hear is farts and giggles.
Waking up to an infomericial about some sort of penis pump that helps give you an erection so you can stick it in your wife is awesome.
Drinking a cup of coffee while Rob Pattinson does me in the ass would prob be the best 10min of my life. I say 10min cause he will prob also be drunk.
Add me. Its fun.