Yo, add_me. I'm Amber, I look like this, and I've been terrified of the concept of love ever since hearing the song "Escape" by Enrique Iglesias. "You can run, you can hide, but you can't escape my love." Creepy, yes?
The basics entail that I'm a 21-year-old college student double majoring in English and History at a university in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. I have every intention to teach at the high school level so my degrees won't be completely futile. I also possess plans to get an MA in Euro-American Literature, but we'll see how poor I really want to be in the end. In addition, I really want a PhD just to force people to call me "Doctor Amber." Well, there's that and the fact I do enjoy learning for learning's sake.
Apart from this, I'm short and often times obnoxious. Inside my head, I'm a huge asshole, but I generally treat people with decency and respect. I like to spin in circles until I feel like vomiting. For the same reasoning, I also enjoy the teacups at cheesy amusement parks. I love Wisconsin, trees, and books. I don't eat meat because the texture grosses me out. I also won't touch fried food, but I love chocolate chip cookies. I'm asexual, which means my love life is hilarious. I can't dance. I adore procrastinating on essays on the War of 1812 and eating fruit. I play my SNES and N64 often; I rule at Zelda: A Link to the Past. I'm far too obsessed with Major League Baseball.
Basically, many of my LJ friends post too sporadically but I love them too much to cut them, so it would be awesome to have some consistent, enjoyable new LJ friends to correspond with. I comment when there's something worth commenting on and I'm not out to make my flist bigger. (=