I'm 43, male, single, straight, and all that other irrelevant shit. I work from home and don't get out much, but haven't gone all howard hughes quite yet. orrr at least I think not.
loves: being a smartass, history channel, food network, food, and computer games
hates: illinois nazis, republicans, cell phones, the twitterverse, and tv talent contests
I believe: in character, in equal rights, that you are what you do, that a big happy girl is more attractive than a vain skinny girl, and that dudes with big loud trucks have small dicks
I wish: I had a time machine, I could teleport, lady gaga and all her fans would spontaneously combust, apartments were plentiful and nice, I lived near a kickass bbq joint
my journal's mostly open - go check me out! (NSFEB - not safe for easily bored)