~Misery Chick (spooky_nine) wrote in add_me,
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HELLO MY NAME IS KELLYE BUT YOU CAN CALL ME xMYSTRESSxBLACKxROSExGODDESSx.
IF YOU PEONS CAN'T TELL, I AM QUITE OBVIOUSLY A GOTHIC WICCAN WITCH VAMPYRE OF THE 9TH LEVEL OF ASCENSION. THIS MEANS THAT I AM PRIVY TO THE INNER WORKINGS OF GAIA, AND I OFTEN USE MY MAGICKYL SKILLS TO HELP PROTECT MOTHER GAIA FROM THE RAPE AND PLUNDER OF MAN.

I LEAD A RITUAL EVERY YEAR TO HELP PROTECT THE GULF OF MEXICO FROM EVIL INCARNATE, AKA BP AND THE OTHER RAPACIOUS OIL COMPANIES, OR, AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, BLACK BLOOD RAPISTS. UNFORTUNATELY THIS YEAR I HAD TO MISS IT DUE TO RECOVERING FROM HAVING MY TEETH FILED INTO FANGS TO BETTER EXPRESS MY LATENT VAMPYRE ABILITIES, AND WELL, YOU CAN SEE WHAT HAPPENED WITH THAT. IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING THAT I AM CASTING MANY COMPLEX AND POWERFUL SPELLS TO HELP PUT THINGS ARIGHT, AND PUNISH THE WHITE RAPISTS FOR DESECRATING ONE OF THE LAST BASTIONS OF A PURE MOTHER GAIA.

A LITTLE MORE ABOUT MY AMAZING SELF:

-EVERYONE THAT KNOWS ME KNOWS THAT STEPHENIE MEYER STOLE HER IDEAS FOR THE TWATLIGHT SERIES FROM MY LIFE, AS I AM THE PROVERBIAL MOTHER OF MY OWN COVEN OF ROMANTIC VAMPYRES. DO I SEE A CENT OF THAT? NO! IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING THAT I AM CASTING MANY COMPLEX AND POWERFUL SPELLS TO HELP PUT THINGS ARIGHT, AND PUNISH MRS. MEYER FOR HER GRIEVOUS SINS.

-I HAVE BEEN ALIVE FOR OVER 500 YEARS NOW, AND I AM CURRENTLY WELCOMING NEW MEMBERS INTO THE FLOCK. HOWEVER, I MUST DEEM YOU WORTHY ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THE GIFT OF ETERNAL LIFE. MANY HAVE TRIED, BUT FEW SUCCEED.

-I HAVE BEEN RECENTLY BROUGHT ON-BOARD WITH BLIZZARD ENTERTAINMENT TO HELP DEVELOP THE NEW EXPANSION. NO, IT'S NOT CATACLYSM. THIS IS THE EXPANSION AFTER THAT, CODENAMED "xFAGGOTHx". THIS IS ALSO THE NAME OF THE NEW CONTINENT BEING ADDED TO AZEROTH, BUT I'VE ALREADY SAID TO MUCH.

-I USED TO CREATE A LOT OF FAN COMMENTS ON THEIR BOARDS, BUT YOU WON'T FIND ANY TRACE OF THEM. IF CALLED OUT ON THIS I WILL PROBABLY SAY THAT THEY'VE BEEN REMOVED TO BE USED FOR IN-GAME DIALOG, AND BLIZZARD DOESN'T WANT SOE TO FIND THEM AND USE THEM FOR ANOTHER FUCKING EVERQUEST EXPANSION.

-SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT I AM IN SOME WAY, RELATED TO MY MOTHER. MY MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME IS JOHNSON, AND MY GRANDMOTHER'S SURNAME IS JOHNSON, AND I HAVE PUT 2 AND 2 TOGETHER (AND GOTTEN 5).

-I HAVE MANAGED TO AVOID HAVING A MAINSTREAM JOB FOR A YEAR. I AM STILL ACTIVELY AVOIDING HAVING A MAINSTREAM JOB.



WELL, THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY RIGHT NOW. IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ME, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO PERUSE MY PROFILE, FILLED WITH MORE OUTLANDISH CLAIMS THAT CAN NEVER BE PROVEN.

AN ARTIST'S RENDERING OF MY AWE-INSPIRING VISAGE


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