The Tall and Fat ► The best way to describe me is that I'm black and white. There is no gray area. I'm either a bitch to you or I'm the sweetest thing you've ever met. I have a heart too big for my own chest, and I forgive way too easily. It's a blessing and a curse, but don't let it lead you to believe you can walk all over me, because I'll only take your shit for so long. I have a habit of being far too paranoid for my own good, and 90% of the time I over-think every situation, but I promise you, I have the best of intentions. I'm an Aquarius, and I'm not quite sure that means...so for those of you who are into all this star-sign bullshit...let me know in a message or something. I promise I'll pretend to seem incredibly interested in it. I'm incredibly sarcastic, and most of the time people can't tell, so as you can imagine...I get into a lot of trouble and hurt a lot of people's feelings. I have terrible social/people skills, so you'll have to pardon me and just remember; never take anything I say too seriously, because I probably don't mean to be rude. Not only that, you'll know if I'm trying to be a bitch...I mean honestly? It just comes so easily! If you would like to know anything else about me, about the people in my life, or anything else...just add me. I don't bite, at least not unless you ask me to.
DONT ADD ME IF ► You're under the age of 18. • You update more than 5 times a day. • You're obnoxious. • You're ignorant and/or judgemental. • Keep your snide opinions to yourself.