I'm probably more entertaining than you.
I'm probably more intelligent than you.
I'm probably better looking than you.
I'd probably make you feel bad about your life when you sit down to read about mine.
Because mine is bloody awesome.
Anyways, it's probably for the best if you don't add me.
I smoke weed every day, I'm only laying that out there because I've read a lot of people trash talking it on their add me posts recently.. so better to be up front.
I'm about to re-enroll in university to get a psychology degree as the first time I went to college got all sidetracked with drinking and womanising, which while awesome at the time ended up with me not really learning much academic stuff, but I've calmed down and now I'm ready to actually learn something.
I'm english, I know.. that's bloody awesome.. I realise it.. you know why england is awesome? because english people live there. if french people lived there, it would suck as hard as france sucks and everyone knows how hard france sucks, I think those dudes invented oral.
I'm potentially crude. my apologies.
oh and I don't add people that have accepted jesus christ as their personal lord and saviour.
I mean I generally like crazy people.. but you know there's two types of crazy.. there's 'lets do body shots' or 'lets all jump in the river' crazy and then there's living alone with 10 cats and making supernatural icons for your profile page crazy and the friends of jesus are firmly in the latter in my mind.
Don't worry though, I'm probably going to hell and you still have jesus.. just like.. raise your hand up right now.. see you're high fiving jesus, because he's like spookily everywhere isn't he? you'll be ok.
maybe you're actually inappropriately touching jesus, you never can tell I guess.
I meant like his face, of course I meant his face, people don't touch other peoples faces unless they're blind and then it still kind of feels inappropriate. inappropriate face touching. that's what I was on about. I felt the need to add this to clarify it in the eyes of whoever moderates this place. Because I know the way some peoples minds work and they're totally not going to picture faces first.
anyways, yeah don't add me.