I would love to be the type of person that can just sit down and write a stream of coherent goings on in my life but I'm not that guy. I tend to ramble and jump all over the place.
I am an open book for the most part but I am also a little picky about the company I keep: I don’t want random folk who just want another number, I don’t want drama, I don’t want thieves swiping shit from my journal, I don't want to hear about how great your new socks are and I don’t want spies or robots who want to record my conversations or the risk of aliens probing me for confidential information.
Saying that, my playground is open to anyone and everyone. If you want to send me a message, have a question, inquiry or rant, want my home address so you can send me nude photos of your cousin, want to have me over for a bacon cheeseburger dinner, have a comment about the weather, want to bitch me out or judge me, etc. feel free to add me and I'm sure it will be the start of a beautiful friendship.
This intro almost makes me seem like a selfish, self-serving, douchey dickhole... but if you actually know me (or want to get to know me) then you'll know that I am not. I am a sweet sunflower, filled with rainbow pixie dust and I have a heart full of delicious cupcake frosting. Friends?