a w i l d d e r p i n a (sp0rk_d0rk) wrote in add_me,
a w i l d d e r p i n a



I (not so secretly) wish I were a man so I could work the stage as a drag queen. I spend a good chunk of my free time planning out the best way to survive a zombie attack. I have a soft spot in my heart for garden gnomes, pink plastic lawn flamingos, and creepy old thrift store owls. I love the smell of October, and wish everyday could be Halloween. I watch too many cartoons. I like to sleep in, but hardly ever get the chance. I consistently go on "fad" diets that last 2 or 3 days. Am a total Potterhead. I swear more than I should. I hate large crowds of people. I'm terrified of airplanes. I like to tote around the most obnoxious purses I can find. I procrastinate whenever possible. I'm not a morning person. I use the words "phenomenal" and "gorgeous" a lot. when brushing my teeth, I always brush the lower right side of my mouth first. I am a thrift store junkie. I really suck at writing these adds :3

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