1. I'm an escaped government experiment.
2. Zombies are real.
3. I can teach you how to kill them.
4. Code Delta means biological hazard.
5. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
6. Moths are unable to fly during an earthquake.
7. Nothing is true; everything is permitted.
If you want to add me, message me privately or comment here and each of you will be given a special code word to leave in my friend's only post. It's the only way I can be sure...that you're not one of them.