My name's Hans, and I use LJ mostly for fun humorous entries and random gibberish. I rarely touch on serious issues, because life's serious enough without me helping out. I'd rather crack jokes and bring a smile to everyone's face; I'd rather tell an interesting and amusing story that elicits wonderment and atrocity. Oops, did I say atrocity? I meant... macrame.
I have gray hair. That should tell you more than enough about how old I am. ;-)
I have an interesting job. If you friend me, you'll find out about it. That's called "building up suspense and interest".
I have a sense of humor. You might have figured that out from the previous sentences. If you do not have a sense of humor, I gotta admit, I am going to drive you insane. If you do have a sense of humor, I'm going to try to make you spit milk out of your nose. Either way, you should friend me. That's called "Schadenfreude".
I have tendencies that fall into the category of "nerd/geek". Computer games, check. Comic books, check. RPGs, check. Picked last for kickball, check. Wore dorky glasses, check.
I will probably comment on your journal entries. That's what the comment button is there for. You are welcome to do the same; just bring your sense of humor with you.
Things I like: traveling, computer games, ninjas, gin, pudding, writing, movies, dinosaurs
Things I don't like: insects touching me, licorice, Tom Hanks movies, cooked veggies, getting kicked in the groin
Come on, friend away! I have cheese!1
1I am totally not sharing my cheese.