Jayden (crypticwyrd) wrote in add_me,
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I Need Friends!

My name is Jayden. I am over 18. I couldn’t see your XXX journals and communities if I wasn’t. I would see no point in joining anything I can’t read. I also don't see a point in having friends that can't read my journal, so over 18 only! My journal is also XXX. That means I like things about naughty bits. That means I also write about naughty bits. My journal is about three things mainly, my life, my fantasies, and my dreams. All of these tend to have naughty bits in them.

My life can be interesting at times and boring at times. I would have to say that my life is no more or no less interesting then any other life. When we all get down to it shit happens. Sometimes it is good shit that happens, and those are the good days. Sometimes it is bad shit that happens, and those are the bad days. Most days are a mixture of both good shit and bad shit, and that makes them average days. My journal deals with the shit that happens in my life. Whether it is good shit, bad shit, or average shit it is my shit. Your journal deals with the shit in your life. Whether it is good shit, bad shit, or average shit it is your shit. Making friends is about sharing shit. After we have shared shit we can decide whether to grow flower in it, or flush it.

My fantasies are homoerotic. I am certain that most of you are smart. Not everyone is smart and because not everyone is smart I will tell you what homoerotic means. It means my fantasies are about gay men, usually they are about gay men engaged in submission and domination, master and slave, sadism and masochism, pet and owner, bondage and blood play. As this is fantasy I am talking about then I will go anywhere except two places, you will not find scat or baby play in my titillation's. I have no interest in either scat or diapers, my preference, my journal. I will except as fantasy anything else, if you fantasize about scat and infants in your journal then we probably will not get along. I will also write in my fantasies anything else. Fantasy is not real life. I know the difference. If you don’t know the difference you have a problem. If you have this problem then do not friend me.

My dreams are what the fuck. How am I supposed to know what I am going to dream about. This will be my least common type of entry in that I do not dream often. When I do dream it is usually disturbing. I write about my disturbing dreams to get better into the psychosis of my own mind. Take that how you will.

I do not require my friends to comment on my every little musing in my journal. I will comment on most of yours. If you require CAPTCHA for every entry, don’t friend me, I will not write in your journal, I feel once you friend someone you should trust them enough not to spam you. I hate writing stupid numbers and letters in boxes just to tell you that I feel bad about your most recent state of depression and that I hope you get over your whiney ass so that we can go back to growing flowers together.

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