I'm probably the greatest person you never spoke to.
I listen to hiphop because it's the only kind of music with an ego as big as mine.
I smoke trees.
I'm in university.
I have so much going for me right now that you're going to want to pay attention because seriously, there's about half a dozen guys on livejournal and most of them are over emotional, socially awkward and write about wishing they were edward from twilight or something equally as lame, or those ones that list weird russian literature in their interests and talk using dollar and change words to dazzle you with their access to thesaurus.com
Well I'm not that guy.
I'm someone much more awesome.