Mr. Lamprophony (mr_lamprophony) wrote in add_me,
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So, today, after a jamming sex session with my 5 supermodel girlfriends and David Coverdale of Whitesnake fame, I sat on the corner of my 200 square foot waterbed and thought to myself, "Self, you ain't nobody til you have a fucking blog." At first I disagreed with myself, but I am easily intimidated, so I finally made the decision to start a fucking blog. I sauntered on over to my diamond studded V8 500 horse powered golf cart and had my chauffeur drive me across the Arctic Tundra to the office that I keep my 28 million dollar supercomputer that Bill Gates personally built for me, and decided to search for a good site to start posting my inane, cocaine-fueled ramblings for the world to drool over.
Feel free to follow me on this blog. Follow me, and we shall walk together down the rainbow road of love on a magical journey of self-discovery, adventure, and hopefully the most perverted and offensive acts of lust and deprivation that one creature can enact upon another. Also, yodeling. I fucking love yodeling.

With the minimal requirement of love and something resembling respect,
Brian.
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