February 25th, 2013

Finn n Jake


Yeah it's that time again when I saunter in here and desperately seek new friends!!!

-mid to late twenties, w/e
-from ATL and have lived here my whole life, though I probably know the areas in the city of Toronto better smh (where gf is from). We are a binational couple and that sucks right now, but i have confidence that it'll be fixed by obama before she's done with school. As of right now we visit each other as much as possible and it sucks, but it works until we can do more.
-work for an airline, fly free but deal with some annoying ass people
-im a chick, and everyone assumes im straight because I guess i look it, but the people who get to know me know that I basically only care about my gf, video games, food, football, and my car so im pretty much a typical man inside
-I have 2 cats and they hog my waterbed and my heater but I love them (I hate being cold as much as they do though)
-I don't watch a lot of tv, but I have been sucked into a lot of greys anatomy, the office, and yes i must admit, glee. I also watch ridiculous shows like tabatha's salon takeover and real housewives of atl when im with my gf
-I met my gf over lj basically, lulz. She is 5 years younger than me and a beautiful and black and stunning. Basically my dream woman and ya im pretty sure once you go black you aint goin back
-I spend the majority of my time sleeping, working, playing ipad or ps3 games, and reading (preferably books illegally downloaded onto my ipad). I know I sound incredibly boring but I'm awesome on the inside.
-I try to update my lj as much as I can, but I can't always find time for it unless I'm feeling especially emo/dramatic/annoyed/etc. I'll try to change this and be cooler.
-In the past 2 years, I've been on about 50 planes and traveled to: Toronto (several times), Panama City Beach FL, St. Louis MO, New York City, Minneapolis MN, Cleveland OH, San Juan Puerto Rico, Tampa FL, Indianapolis IN, New Orleans LA, Frankfurt Germany, Gulfport MS, Las Vegas NV, Los Angeles CA, Detroit MI, Kansas City MO. I hate to sound like I'm bragging but I do love that my job allows me to go to all these places for free (well I do have to pay tax for international airports!).

Add if:
-you're sarcastic, mean, and funny. We'll get along swimmingly.
-you like travel/hearing about different places
-you're not easily offended by me using terms like white privilege, god-loving idiot, fucking dumbass republican, etc.

Do not add if:
-all you do is roleplay or write fanfics and shit. Power to you writers, but I don't have time to read all that shit.
-you're super republican and/or super religious. I try to be tolerant, but it's difficult with those people. I can't take people seriously when they're thanking god every other sentence or agreeing with anything on fox news.

My family members are sick of being my critics. Please help them!

I know if my daughter hears one more time... "Can you read this poem for me?" She will read it. Then (this is the part she hates) I ask, "What did you get from it? Was it too 'anything' that I should change?"

No one in my immediate family is a professional writer. They enjoy my work, but they feel under qualified to offer critiques on my entire body of work. (That is shocking, huh?)

If you ever need my help with your writing projects, please do not hesitate to ask.

Jo :)
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